Natology

(thanks, Kate)

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Lemon juice & olive oil.

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Wendy's.

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. PF Chang's for widespread appeal. Still looking for that favorite here.

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 20% or whatever rounds up most effectively.

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. Undoubtadly, potatoes.

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Mushroom, bacon, onion, cheese.

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Butter.

Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. Eclipse Spearmint.

TECHNOLOGY

Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A: Guessing, fifty? Probably more.

Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. For those I regularly email, 20.

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Roses.

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. That would be deux. And yep, it's only 702 sq. feet.

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right-handed.

Q. What’s your best feature?
A. Eyes. I use them to make cute French boys giggle.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. A mole the size of a pencil eraser that left a 1 inch scar on my ass. Hawt.

Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Does intuition count?

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. 2-years ago.

Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. My suitcase.

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Only when I got hit by lightning.

BULL[CRAP]OLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Torn on this subject. Think I'll just keep livin' like I was dyin'...

Q. Is love for real?
A. Not sure at present. Maybe love is something different to everyone. Maybe the idea of love is the only thing I am in love with...the only thing I am capable of really loving.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Isabella. And I'd want to be called Izzy.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Blue. What do I wear? Black.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Technically, no?

Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. No.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Saved my heart, maybe.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. Heck yes I would.

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Yes.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000
A. Doubt it. Although, it would pay off my debt.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Are you kidding, real therapy would cost me a lot more than that! Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Might be a little awkward for the readers, but a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Two words: plane ticket. Yes.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Not for a billion.

Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. I'd try. Though success is questionable.

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket
A. No pockets.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: Tops in my book.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Carpet.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Is that a trick question? Depends? Only when convienent? WTF?

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Not anymore. I don't want anybody's stuff integrated into mine. Still pondering and am open to negotiation should the right roommate be found.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: 7+/-

Q: Where were you born?
A: NashVegas, TN

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Not in a long time, thankfully.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Rich. Thin. Surgically altered. A mother. (In no particular order, of course).

Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8
A: NB-C.

LASTOLOGY

Q: Friend you talked to?
A: SEDW.

Q: Last person you called?
A: Vee.

Q: Person you hugged?
A: My aunt.

Q: Person you kissed?
A: I should let your minds wander from what I'm not saying...

Q: Number?
A: 3 or 5. Five is my life path number so it out weighs the 3.

Q: Color?
A: Blue.

Q: Season?
A: Fall.

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A: Always.

Q: Mood?
A: Tired. Pensive.

Q: Listening to?
A: Check the right side, check the bottom. One of the two.

Q: Watching?
A. Myself fill out another survey.

Q: Worrying about?
A: Nothing, surprisingly. Absolutely, nothing.

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A: To the park.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: See Vee.

Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A: Wild Hogs? Terrible airplane movie.

Q: Do you smile often?
A: Yes, indeed.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Most of the time. Till I have to whip the bitch out.

Q: Now that the survey's done what are you going to do?
A: Review a few more contracts.

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